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• Virus Woman: When you least expect it will install herself in your apartment and will claim all your space. If you try to uninstall her you will loose a lot, if you don’t try to do so, you will loose all.
• Internet Woman: You must to pay to have access.
• Server Woman: Always busy when you most need her.
• Windows Woman: You know she have too much fails, but you can’t live without her.
• Macintosh Woman: Precious, flawless and somehow expensive, not comparable to others…but only 5% of mens knows the joy of having it.
• Powerpoint Woman: Ideal to introduce to people in parties, conventions, etc…
• Excel Woman: They say she does a lot of stuff, but you only use it for the basic operations.
• Word Woman: Always have a surprise for you and there is nobody in the world that fully understands her.
• DOS Woman: Everyone had it some day, but nobody wants it now.
• Backup Woman: You think she have enough, but in the time of “we’ll see it”, something is missing.
• Scandisk Woman: We know she is good and she only wants to help, but in the deep nobody knows what she’s really doing.

I originaly saw this on some spanish blog, but the author didn’t know the source. I translated this to English, because it really deserves the laugh.